Heh, I'd love to see what Mirtika would do with this one. Anyway, let me say right up front to my fellow bloggers across the pond: Please, please forgive me. Alrighty, here goes:
Adverse Camber: The awkward and sometimes dangerous combination of angles most mothers (here in the States or across the pond) perform with their bodies on a daily basis as they try to keep the dog from running out the door, the three-year-old from eating a bug and the postman from seeing something he shouldn’t, ack.
Butts Wynd: Um. Hmm. Ack. I ain’t even gonna go there.
Plague Church: A building without the Kingdom. (I know, not funny, but it's true.)
Free House: What Princes Harry and William call Buckingham Palace? Arg, that was weak.
Mind the Gap: Heh, what most moms are doing when they try to think a complete thought. What?
(Image: by RightIndex at flickr.com)